The problem with bragging about your car

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 01/06/2014 at 16:56 • Filed to: None

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and how well it does in the snow, is that you pretty much have to sho (see what I did there?) up on days like today. Can't claim the weather held you back, haha. I was half hoping our boss would say not to come in today, lol.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/06/2014 at 17:00

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You have a SHO I'm assuming?

Paul, Man of Mustangs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/06/2014 at 17:07

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Fo' SHO

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/06/2014 at 17:32

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/06/2014 at 17:34

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yeah moral of the story is, if your boss asks you "does that Taurus have AWD?" Say "no", instead of "yeah, because the engine puts out too much torque to put it all to the front wheels".

CAR_IS_MI > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/06/2014 at 17:36

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I would SHO you but I own a Jeep, the best snow vehicle evar! (proven by Jesus himself, the dinosaur he normally drives [rides] was riding shotgun, its on Youtube).

And also no snow here....

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CAR_IS_MI 01/06/2014 at 17:43

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Haha, I just gave the city a big fuck you, the plow trucks tailings ended up in a primo parking spot in front of my building, nobody dared brave it, but I sure did and reclaimed a spot from the plow trucks snow-discards. It was fun to flatten all the shit down, haha. People stopped and looked and were like dafuq..... is he doing?

TwoFortified > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/06/2014 at 18:36

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I keep it to "My car is a lot of fun in the snow", which, I think everyone that knows me immediately translates to "has a comparably low chance of making it in the snow"